…Well, whatever it is, I’m almost certain it has absolutely nothing to do with the advertisement I found in my “fortune” cookie. Honestly? REALLY? I get that fortune cookies have gone from the ancient tradition of fortune telling to the modern, half hearted attempt of enlightenment with some obvious saying that, lets be honest, doesn’t even really make sense in its context, but what ever, it’s still something to ponder…but this? It’s like my cookie decided to give up on life and not even pretend to tell “fortunes” anymore. Instead, it’s been reduced to a pointless advertisement (or a smack in the face more like it). Is nothing sacred anymore? The man has taken over the world…and now, just to ensure he’s affected EVERYONE, he makes an appearance in your cookie! I’m thinking a revolution is in order. Anyone with me?